Sick and tired of insipid critics telling you which movies you should and should not watch?
Me too.
Self styled social malcontent and utter hater of his fellow man, Mosefus will guide you in all things cinematic, just so long as there's no period drama or 'worthiness' involved.
Monday, 25 July 2011
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) Dir: John Hyams
Fourth installment of the super-soldier franchise is a depressingly dull affair.
The plot:
A bunch of terrorists seize control of the abandoned Chernobyl nuclear reactor, and threaten to use the nuclear energy still present to cause devastation on a scale never previously seen.
The solution?
Introduce original Universal Soldier Luc Devereaux to sort the fuckers out.
With a moderate budget, this initially manages to make the most of it's meagre resources but, strangely, the movie seems to lose momentum massively as soon as old creased-face Long Cord Man Slamme puts in an appearance.
And what an appearance.
He looks like he's turning into fucking leather.
To add a little bit of spice to proceedings, that other retro-bruiser Dolph Lundgren turns up and generally just gurns about the place, beating the living shit out of one or two likely sorts.
Violence wise, this is pretty intense, with prolonged fight sequences that are reasonably unflinching, and particularly well choreographed.
If only they'd left Man Slamme at home, this could have been a real winner.
Shame.
Disappointingly dull, then.
2 out of 5
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