Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts

Monday, 18 July 2011

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) Dir: Edgar Wright


Edgar 'Spaced, Shaun of the Dead' Wright's massively divisive video game fantasy is a strange beast.

The plot:
Dork supremo Michael Cera plays Scott Pilgrim, bassist in a band called Sex Bob-Omb. Even though he is in his early twenties, he's dating a seventeen year old Chinese girl named Knives. At a party, hoping to get a break with some A and R types, he meets the girl of his dreams, Ramona, and promptly makes a complete tit of himself.
A few days later, when Scott opens his door to receive a parcel, he is surprised to find that it is Ramona herself acting as courier and plucks up the courage to ask her on a date. Reluctantly, she agrees, but omits to tell him that, in order to date her Scott must do battle to the death against her Seven Evil Exes.....

Based on a graphic novel, visually this combines the comic strip ethic with retro video game stylings: When a punch lands, captions pop up saying Kerpow, when a phone rings, it's there in lettering on the screen and, when an enemy is defeated, they are rendered into coins to be gathered.
With a soundtrack that utilises the sound effects from classic computer games, this should be every gamers fantasy but, crucially, the thing that drags this down is the teen soap opera trappings of the plot. Take away the overtly stylistic approach from Wright, and what you are left with is an extended episode of Hollyoaks, which no-one wants, surely.
This hybridisation leaves it quite a cold viewing experience as, for everything of merit, there is an element to disappoint.
Quite unlike any other film I have ever seen, for which credit is due, it's also pretty clear why this flopped so spectacularly at the box office.
A failure, then, but a noble one.

3 out of 5

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Sucker Punch (2011) Dir: Zack Snyder


Simply dreadful.
The plot: A young woman, known only as Baby Doll, is sent to an institution by her wicked stepfather soon after the passing of her mother.
Once there, she retreats into a lavish world of fantasy as she plots her escape…
It near beggars belief that a movie with so much action, so much on screen mayhem, so much movement and chaos and momentum could be so utterly, crushingly, mind-bogglingly, stupefyingly, absurdly dull, dull, dull.
This is a movie that features Nazi zombies.
This is a movie that features relentless, emotionless cybernetic killbots.
This is a movie that features a fire breathing dragon.
That features samurai swords, a city's destruction, machine guns, biplanes and blimps. Not to mention an assortment of sexy young things wearing the kind of fetish gear with the power to make grown men weep.
And yet.
Aaaaand yet....it is so fucking boring you'll want to eat your own fingers whilst it's on.
A laser beam here, a hold-up stocking there, a slit throat here, a flash of knickers there.
Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn.
It's like Snyder delved into every male fantasy and attempted to spunk it all onto the screen, only to find his lustful outpourings watery and weak.
Noisy, nonsensical - honestly, this makes not one jot of sense - and eye stabbingly tedious.
Sure, the girls were smokin' hot, but the movie was fucking awful.

1 out of 5